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Talking to Max about phones[]

*The episode opens as James waking up looking at a poster of a phone gleefully when he opens his window, crushing a bird*

James: Max, Today's the day!

Max: The day I turn into a real boy?

James: No, Max, That'll never happen.

*Max drops his smile*

James: Today's the day that I ask my parents for an upgrade from my dumb, old emergency flip-phone.

Max: You don't want that sweet phone anymore?

James: Sweet? The only thing this is good for is to see if my drinks are too hot.

*James blows on his drink*

James: And calling for help in a extreme emergency situation.

James: But I need a smartphone. Everyone has one.

Man: Ow!

*The scene shifts to a lady on her phone while her child takes a selfie*

James: My phone can't text or take photos or look up answers for questions I should've studied for.

Max: Still better than mine.

*Max throws a tin can phone into James' window where he picks it up*

James: Your parents still won't buy you any tech?

Max: Nope. Minus the tracking device embedded in my neck. But If you can get your parents to give you a cool, new smartphone, You can give me your dumb, old emergency flip-phone!

James: Well, get your creepy old man phone holster ready, Max, because i'm about to do this!

Max: Oh, Heck yeah!

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