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Talking to Max about phones[]
*The episode opens as James waking up looking at a poster of a phone gleefully when he opens his window, crushing a bird*
Max: The day I turn into a real boy?
James: No, Max, That'll never happen.
*Max drops his smile*
James: Today's the day that I ask my parents for an upgrade from my dumb, old emergency flip-phone.
Max: You don't want that sweet phone anymore?
James: Sweet? The only thing this is good for is to see if my drinks are too hot.
*James blows on his drink*
James: And calling for help in a extreme emergency situation.
James: But I need a smartphone. Everyone has one.
Man: Ow!
*The scene shifts to a lady on her phone while her child takes a selfie*
James: My phone can't text or take photos or look up answers for questions I should've studied for.
Max: Still better than mine.
*Max throws a tin can phone into James' window where he picks it up*
James: Your parents still won't buy you any tech?
Max: Nope. Minus the tracking device embedded in my neck. But If you can get your parents to give you a cool, new smartphone, You can give me your dumb, old emergency flip-phone!
James: Well, get your creepy old man phone holster ready, Max, because i'm about to do this!
Max: Oh, Heck yeah!